The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
in association with
Bemused Production Absurdities
are pleased to present
The Sanity Suspect Players
in
“Fountains of Paste”
Thrill to the fine sprays of toothpaste as they leave the mouth! Frill the mirror with electrically generated fans of pre-loved frothy saliva! Bill your cleaner to scrub it all off! Will the delicate patterns take off as an alternative art form? Mill around wondering what it’s all about! Still the rapid beating of your heart! Pill your towels plucking at them in creative fits! Fill your next load of mouthwash into the design! Above all, swill your way out of the bathroom to see
“Fountains of Paste”
presented in 2¼ acts.
Featuring:
Brevilly Hillbilly as the Manic Mouthwash Meddler
Iva Tycoon as the Mirror Sales-and-Repairman
Egan Ham as the Tube of Toothpaste
And a special appearance by:
The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Diversion Service as The Dentists Who Can’t Show Their Faces
in association with
Bemused Production Absurdities
are pleased to present
The Sanity Suspect Players
in
“Fountains of Paste”
Thrill to the fine sprays of toothpaste as they leave the mouth! Frill the mirror with electrically generated fans of pre-loved frothy saliva! Bill your cleaner to scrub it all off! Will the delicate patterns take off as an alternative art form? Mill around wondering what it’s all about! Still the rapid beating of your heart! Pill your towels plucking at them in creative fits! Fill your next load of mouthwash into the design! Above all, swill your way out of the bathroom to see
“Fountains of Paste”
presented in 2¼ acts.
Featuring:
Brevilly Hillbilly as the Manic Mouthwash Meddler
Iva Tycoon as the Mirror Sales-and-Repairman
Egan Ham as the Tube of Toothpaste
And a special appearance by:
The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Diversion Service as The Dentists Who Can’t Show Their Faces
“Urk!” – Pretend critic service.
“It’s a cack! But only if I don’t have to clean the mirrors off at the end!” – our cleaner.
Don’t miss this once in a lifetime event – appearing on a bathroom mirror near you!
One weekend only!
“Fountains of Paste”
One weekend only!
“Fountains of Paste”
The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company in association with Bemused Production Absurdities present “Fountains of Paste”. Starring the Sanity Suspect Players. A division of Cleaning Services Are Underrated Productions. Casting by the Thrice-Damned Unrepentant Vigilante Mob of Stolen Food Against Food Theft. All Rights Reserved by an electric toothbrush.
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