Letter from Visitor

742 Middle Street
Nowhere NSW 2167
11th August 2005

The Managing Director
Bemused Production Absurdities
Level 642
Building F, D Wing
Piffle C. Wilson Annexe
The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Building
15432 Stolen Moments Way
Refrigerator Door NSW 2167


Dear Sir,

I am writing to object to the use of refrigerators by your company for displaying a love letter to the unsuspecting populace. In all my years as a white goods sales- and repairman, I have never seen such a grave misuse of a refrigerator door. I believe that it is not necessary to expose visitors to the rapid fibrillation engendered by unfettered displays of affection amongst your staff members.

I sincerely hope that this will not continue in the future.

Your Humble Servant,


Cyril B Haughton, Sales and Repairman (ret.)