Bemused Productions Furore

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Bemused Production Absurdities Smeared

The Vigilante Mob of Stolen Food Against Food Theft are expected to be facing some difficult questions later today from their principal supporter, the Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company.

Late yesterday evening the Piffle C. Wilson Annexe was coated in “Crème cockroachee”, a signature dish of the Desperate Food Thieves. The desserts appear to have been tossed through an open window of the 642nd floor of the building housing Bemused Production Absurdities.

Petronella F. Wilson, Personnel and Catering Manager of the Desperate Food Thieves was said to be “livid” when contacted last night. A press release this morning quoted Ms Wilson as saying that this was “below par” and “unacceptable, even for the Vigilantes – they have no cause to attack either the DFT or Bemused Production Absurdities.”

Dennis Wallingfeather, managing director of Bemused Production Absurdities is drafting a stern response to last night’s food tossing, once she has managed to scrape the cockroach legs off her desk.

None at the Vigilante Mob were available for comment.
-Rueful News Service

Not The Sydney Morning Herald 36
24th August 2005