Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Our Next Thrilling Production!

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
in association with
Bemused Production Absurdities
are pleased to present
The Sanity Suspect Players
in
“Weir and Clothing in Los Tapas”


A thrilling tale of the little-known town of Los Tapas and its struggle to be recognised as a fashion-and-dam-building centre on the Nullarbor Plain. Chill to below zero desert temperatures at night! Thrill to the challenges of building dams out of crackers and antipasto! Frill at our once-in-a-lifetime offer of hand-crafted clothing made from well-aged Spam and cereal box tops! Till your own field by going to see –

“Weir and Clothing in Los Tapas”

Will you miss out?

Featuring

John Gee-Gosh-Golly as the naïve contractor (who as an engineer makes a very good belly dancer)

Egan Ham as the belligerent town spokesman (doubling as a sandwich at intermission)

And introducing:

Sherlock Aloysius Haughton as the pompous Lord-Of-All-Creation

“Reminiscent of Jeffrey Archer1 at his best” – our publicity department.

“If you make me sit on a (running) washing machine in a white-goods warehouse again, I’ll never review your plays this side of Rapture!” – Pretend critic service.

“Goody! More stolen hubcaps!” – the cleaner.

Appearing at a water feature near you! (A sink)

“Weir and Clothing in Los Tapas”

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company in association with Bemused Production Absurdities present “Weir and Clothing in Los Tapas”, starring the Sanity Suspect Players. Casting by the remaining crew members of the HMS Muffy, a British vessel found sailing around Cape Horn several times a day just for the fun of it (thought to be lost at sea). All Rights Reserved, because we have to.

1 Not the world-renowned novelist and all-round “interesting” personality, but the 16th century playwright who specialised in the dramatisation of the filling out of taxation forms. Sadly his writing career (2 days, 3 hours) was cut tragically short with the inception of the very first help desk in 1532 which serviced the needs of the illiterate and just plain unable by abolishing taxation and bureaucratic forms for the great unwashed until the 20th century.

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