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Slow News Day Sees Record Tedium
Eyes were glazing all over the city yesterday when it was revealed that it had been a slow news day.
Those who spoke to this paper today could not rightly recall what had sent them over the edge into crashing boredom, and several confessed to having forgotten most of their morning paper as soon as they’d read it.
In an unrelated item, the editorial staff wish to apologise for the ridiculous length of a feature reported yesterday regarding a scuffle in a tea room.
We can reveal that the company in question was Bemused Production Absurdities, but that the eruption into paper towel throwing and food tossing bore no relation to their parent company’s failure reported earlier this week.
-Rueful New Service
Not The Sydney Morning Herald 34
13th August 2005
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