Thursday, May 13, 2010

Tut-tut! Naughty!

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
in association with
Bemused Production Absurdities
are pleased to present
The Sanity Suspect Players
in
“Once More a Tut-Tutter”
You thought it was over, didn’t you? Didn’t you? But NO! Once more into the breach (of conduct)! Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs! Release the hounds! Catch the errant Tupperware! Don’t let it get away! Chase the phantom food pilferer! You see, there was a point to all this ranting! Ranting! Yes! Ranting! Some panting! Not to mention quiet tut-tutting! Once again we delve into the dramatisation of a dastardly deed! Chase the actors (and members of the audience) around a large dark room when you try to grab the grub bandit! One Day the Day Will Come, in
“Once More a Tut-Tutter”
presented in 1 act.

Featuring:

Brevilly Hillbilly as Madge, self-appointed moral arbiter and secret tea drinker

Iva Tycoon as the Tupperware vengeance man

Egan Ham as the Narrator

Sherlock Aloysius Haughton as Kenneth Branagh

And a special appearance by:

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Diversion Service as starter’s pistols.


“The sporting event of the year.” – Pretend critic service.

“Terrific!” – someone we stopped on the street.

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime event – appearing on a table top near you!

One weekend only!

“Once More a Tut-Tutter”

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company in association with Bemused Production Absurdities present “Once More a Tut-Tutter”. Starring the Sanity Suspect Players. Casting by the Thrice-Determined Unrepentant Vigilante Mob of Stolen Food Against Food Theft. All Rights Reserved by a small woman selling large matches at a flower stall.

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