Sunday, May 9, 2010

The Cafeteria of the Mind

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
in association with
Bemused Production Absurdities
are pleased to present
The Sanity Suspect Players
in
“The Cafeteria of the Mind”
A thrilling tale of singing, true loves, escapes, theft and museums. Will the villain prevail? Will the wise-cracking, freedom-loving and somehow perfectly preserved sandwich escape into the arms of his dewy-eyed love? Will his love realise her dream of singing on Broadway and becoming a bottle-cap museum curator, despite her handicaps of tone deafness and bottle cap phobia? Will the Desperate Food Thieves ever stop creating menus? For the answer to all of these questions, you’ll just have to see
“The Cafeteria of the Mind”
presented in 12 ½ acts.

Featuring:

Brevilly Hillbilly as the girl (and sometime toaster oven)

Iva Tycoon as the horrifying villain (and occasional lumberjack)

Egan Ham as the stolen sandwich

And a special appearance by:

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Diversion Service as the Chorus


“The theatre event of the year” – Pretend critic service.

“A cracker! I’d see it again – but only if they stop serving stolen hubcaps at intermission!” – someone we stopped on the street.

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime event – appearing at a refrigerator door near you!

One weekend only!

“The Cafeteria of the Mind”


The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company in association with Bemused Production Absurdities present “The Cafeteria of the Mind”. Starring the Sanity Suspect Players. A division of No Real Idea What’s Going On Productions. Casting by the Vigilante Mob of Stolen Food Against Food Theft. All Rights Reserved at a lovely corner table recommended by our cleaner.

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