Response to Visitor

The Managing Director
Bemused Production Absurdities
Level 642
Building F, D Wing
Piffle C. Wilson Annexe
The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Building
15432 Stolen Moments Way
Refrigerator Door NSW 2167
13th August 2005

Mr C. B. Haughton
742 Middle Street
Nowhere NSW 2167


Dear Mr Haughton,

Further to your letters 25th July and 11th August this year. I apologise most humbly if your enjoyment of “The Cafeteria of the Mind” was less than hoped for when we put that delightful production together. Please find enclosed a refund cheque in the amount of $1.00.

The “unfettered displays” of devotion that your previous epistle refers to have not gone unnoticed by the staff here at Bemused Production Absurdities. Indeed, both staff members involved have since moved to Patagonia to raise goats with a cat they met up with in their travels and travails searching for an ex-parrot.

Lastly, and it grieves me to mention this, but I feel I must, I am not a “Sir”. Kindly refer to me in all future correspondence as “Madam”, or perhaps “Dennis Wallingfeather”, which is indeed my name.


Yours sincerely,


Dennis Wallingfeather.