Thursday, May 13, 2010

Occupational Therapy

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
in association with
Bemused Production Absurdities
are pleased to present
The Sanity Suspect Players
in
"Occupational Therapy Theatre"
A vaudevillian-in-scope collection of repetitive small muscle movements designed to amuse and entertain even the tiniest-minded chinch bug (and sure to induce sympathetic repetitive strain injury in the audience). Watch the placing rubber bands around groups of small bottles! Observe the folding of paper in half! Study the continuous drawing of small circles! Scrutinise the placement of stickers onto small glass tubes! Wince at the sheer mind-numbing monotony of it all! Drool on your companion's shoulder as you succumb to the wafting pleasures of sleep! Bring your own pillow along to
"Occupational Therapy Theatre"
presented in 2½ very long acts.

Don't miss out!

Featuring:

Egan Ham as a sticker (doubling as an applicator stick in clot-checking portion of the evening)

Iva Tycoon as the paper folder

Brevilly Hillbilly as the light relief

Sam Agan as the hill singer, fridge kicker and carpal-tunnel syndrome sufferer

And a special appearance by:

Sherlock Aloysius Haughton as Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

“It took me a week to get the dribble out of my suit” – Pretend critic service.

“There are several breaches of the Occupational Health and Safety Act, and as soon as my wrists stop hurting, I'll issue you with a PIN." - WorkCover NSW inspector

Don't miss out on this wonderful exploration of persistently repetitive arm, hand and leg movements!

"Occupational Therapy Theatre"

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company in association with Bemused Production Absurdities present “Occupational Therapy Theatre”, starring the Sanity Suspect Players. Casting by the Unrepentant Vigilante Mob of Stolen Food Against Food Theft (Physiotherapy Division). All Rights Reserved.

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