Thursday, May 13, 2010

Someone Keeps Forgetting to Flush!

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
in association with
Bemused Production Absurdities
are pleased to present
The Sanity Suspect Players
in
“Sanitation Sillies”
An awe-inspiring vaudeville extravaganza of non-stop hand washing and closed cubicle doors! The height of eliminatory entertainment! An all-singing and all-dancing exploration of the world of water closets! Feel the might of soap dispensers as they learn to serenade! Delight at the continual flushing! Fight your way in to see
“Sanitation Sillies”
presented in 14½ acts

Featuring:

Egan Ham as a toilet seat

Iva Tycoon as a soap dispenser (or several)

Sam Agan as the towel handler

John Gee-Gosh-Golly as the spy camera

Sherlock Aloysius Haughton as George Orwell

And a special appearance by:

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Diversion Service as the Goose-Stepping Lavatory Monitors

“A hoot! Bring some castanets and join in!” – pretend critic service

“Don’t forget to wash your hands on your way out!” – the Director.

“Audience participation a must (especially with all that running water)!” – the newspaper delivery boy.

Appearing at a loo near you!

“Sanitation Sillies”

One week only!

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company in association with Bemused Production Absurdities present “Sanitation Sillies”, starring the Sanity Suspect Players. Casting by the Smaller Marsupial Tree Frog Appreciation Society. All Rights Reserved.

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